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1. |
Spell It
03:04
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Skit -
How do you even say this girls name? Teya Fannie, Teaf annie, teafin annie?
I know right like whats the point if no one can spell your name like duh
I don't know, all I know is that chic ain't going no where
hahaha I know you right girl. She must think she all that like calling out her sponsors and stuff like no one cares duh.
Whatever, I ain't listening to her music cuz I can't figure out her damn name
Hell ya, I'm with you girl
....
So what you think we should play though cuz I'm in a mood you know
Ugh, just throw on TeaFannie girl, keep it on the low tho damn.
Yo let me help yall hatin asses out.
Song -
T E A F A N N I E
They call me T E A F A N N I E
T E A F A N N I E
T E A F A N N I E
If you can’t spell just catch the melody
Tell me what you know about me
Bet you never knew that I’m from BC
But from an early age moved to YEG
You know my heart stays here in YYC
I got them criminal bars penitentiary
I see the worlds fighting back thats legendary
Now the shackles are off like Mary Mary
Malcolm X ya by any means necessary
I got the words that’ll lead a whole crowd
When i say it loud james brown I’m proud
But for right now think we all need to bounce
Just to show the whole world we ain’t down for the count
I been getting high now
While Highku elevate me to the clouds now
I been getting high now
While Highku elevate me to the clouds wow
T E A F A N N I E
They call me T E A F A N N I E
T E A F A N N I E
If you can’t spell just catch the melody
T E A F A N N I E
They call me T E A F A N N I E
T E A F A N N I E
If you can’t spell just catch the melody
I love people with like minds
Bathing in Cannavibe catching a Hiiighvibe
I like people with like minds
Alice in Wonderdab is my kind
T E A F A N N I E
They call me T E A F A N N I E
T E A F A N N I E
If you can’t spell just catch the melody
Skit -
Yo you know whats crazy, is I grew listening to all types of music, like dirty, filthy, raunchy, etc. Haha. Naw im playing, but I did listen to a lot of ish. You know what I mean? I mean I need a song for every mood right, and I got a few moods, maybe a few screws loose, but you cant tell me that cuz I might cut a…. ok calm down right? hahahahah. hahahahah. Hahahahahaha. Soooooo maybe im crazy or maybe im schitzo….
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2. |
Schitzo
03:35
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Schitzo
When you call me Cookiez Da Miztress
It really means it’s nobody’s business
How I spin it like a fidget my position no more pivot gotta give it one more minute stay up in it till I win it
yeah
‘Cause I cum first
Papa Chulo know
No train needed
I di controller now
Take your hands on my hips and feel the rolla now
And let me show you why you’d pay for a pronoun
I have you screaming like Kelis
‘Cause you spent that money on a freak
Now go home to your wife ‘cause she must be excite to learn that new trick of the week
Now when you call me Ma ain’t nothing new
Cooking crack or a mean beef stew
So all these fake bad bitches in my view
You think you’re Lauren London
But you’re fake as New New
So gwan like you’re a bad bitch
Keep singing them symphonies
I promise you your last meal
Is breakfast at Tiffannie’s
Niggas like a mad Mitch
Walk around so bitterly
gwan like you’re a Calvin
But Maurice is your facsimile
P T E or Sheeks
If I don’t mention the name you ain’t bad like we
‘Cause we stay so highku low key
Bitch better have our money ain’t no RIri
‘Cause this ain’t no video brotha
he know damn fckn well thats why he hidden my brotha
Been a week so I’m coming for my figures my brotha
Every day that you’re late I’m breaking fingers my brother
This little boy thought he was slick
He saw a girl and not a woman thinking I’m innocent
Its called a front you flip that back in a week
Instead he flossing with the ends you know what re-up means?
see I don’t care if it’s a little zip
If he owe me money I’m cutting a little dick
Ok time to roll out quick
Allumette, light the blunt then we roll out dip
Trailer trash is where he live
Man it's gonna be so easy just to snatch this kid
Yo grab his belt
Hogtie his hands and feet
Shirt in his mouth
No one can hear the scream
Throw him in the trunk
Ya we cliche as fuck
Lady in the day
But don’t tempt me after one
Where's my money bitch for real I aint Rihanna
To be continued oh shit here comes fauna
My name is Fannie
U uneducated ratchet ass ho
Cool calm collected im sorry that I had lost my control
Book street smart virgo put you in your place
Blunt cunt rude as fuck I’ll say it to ur face
I can’t be bothered with no petty conversation
Aint got not time for no pointless relation
I had to walk through the fire
Instead of burning used the fuel to go feed my desire
‘Cause y’all don’t take me seriously
I line them up so I can kill em kill em serially
Ya sometimes i'm just talking metaphorically
But today I mean this shit so lyrically
glocks sloppy tops and Louis Vuittons
only one of these things I don’t be on
Now I am the new phenomenon
Don’t need mama to say to knock you out
I am the new phenomenon
I am the new phenomenon
Dj Qing is the new phenomenon
Highku is the new phenomenon
Sheeky sea moss is the new phenomenon
I am the new phenomenon
Ya we are the new phenomenon
We are the new phenomenon
I am the new phenomenon
Ya Teafannie is the new phenomenon
Skit -
Yo how hard is it to pick up ur phone. Damn. Like I know you off work from like 6 o’clock. So whats grabbing your time that you cant even text ur wife back for 2 hours. Am I trippin?
Yo baby chill, u gotta remember im my own man, im always coming home to u so why u tripping. I aint out here with these girls, yo that reminds me tho..I gotta take a quick shower Jen I’ll be right back.
Night babe cool. wait….who is Jen???
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3. |
Venting
03:39
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venting
You love it when I leave
Love it when I walk away
You want me to stay
But I’d say no way
Your love was like a play
All fake
But people still pay to see the snakes
10pm side chick
Time to cause a fight
Out that door going out again for the night
Damn
You know that shit ain’t right
I’m still on them kegals for you keeping it tight
‘Cause not only could you not keep it in your pants
The disrespect naw mi nah overstand
Man with a plan i should’ve caught the flex
But damn i can only blame myself
‘Cause you’re never home when im naked all alone
You’re out ya i know and i’m blind to your roam
Don’t answer your phone
Know you’re doing wrong
Now bark like a dog
‘Cause that’s what you on
So what can i do
Can’t say shit to you
‘Cause i ain’t got no proof
So here’s what i conclude
I was the best you ever made sad
I was the best you ever made mad
I was the best you ever actually had
I was the best you ever made so dammmmn
Mother fuckin angry angry
I was so happy
Now i’m so empty
Ya babe oh you’re always right
Behind your back bite my tongue roll my eyes
Threesomes ya I’ll send the invites
But you already fucked so you know that they’d bite
Virgo life I got some numbers to unblock
Keep the house I’m going back up on that block
I shoulda known when you ain’t splurge on that rock
All the tricks I showed you, you can throw into a sock
For all I care, this life ain’t fair that shit is scary
But don’t you dare act like it’s rare that I carried
This marriage and the bills and everything in between
You coulda told me all you wanted was to flee up your scene
Instead you doing shit so sleazy
What goes around comes around ya it’s that easy
But karma is a bitch and she on my team
You claiming you’ll get rich is really what it seem
But that day that you sick from that bad V
Is the day I catch the lick ‘cause the world yelling Tea
You over there thinking life is nice
Swimming in debt so now you’re fucking with the whites
But really for you any nana would suffice
I’m just surprised you ain’t tried any white guys
You never cared never shared anything besides the bitches
You never cared never shared anything don’t try and flip this
I shoulda cared and never shared all the ways that I was gifted
I shoulda cared and never shared all my inner inhibitions
You a user an abuser you don’t think twice
You a loser an accuser oh you a victim right?
I pushed through to see that view I made that sacrifice
Through the abuse and all the use I came out thrice as wise
Fine as wine you wined and dine without your wife
I guess thats why she gets the title of a side
You made a fool of my home
And you left me alone
I’m going crazy and shaking it’s like my mouth bout to foam
I swear to Allah almost ended it all
As it turns out I did not have the gall
To give you the power to then watch me fall
Put me in a box now I’m outside your wall
You a man from that show Handmaid
You wanna girl just to do what you say
You fuck around but at home where she stay
‘Cause you can’t be honest with yourself in any way
Skit:
Ladies.
Do you ever get involved with person, kissing you all in public in stuff but he don’t want no labels? Which is cool, until you check for a next dude, and all of a sudden he’s like well ya I can smash other girls but you can’t get with no one else!
Wait what?
Ok you know what…
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4. |
No Feelings
03:01
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Started out like fucking friends
My friends I’d let you fuck again
Hashtag no feelings physical only
ya we both agreed and said
Id never call you when I’m red
No cuffin down we ain’t no feds
Ya I thought no strings attached meant just our bodies get rewards and benefits
But I’d let your friends get in my head
On a quest mauraded them instead
Said you caught feelings but I’m the disconnect
I’m all cold and dead
So i took the first step
Shoulda stayed the damn distance
‘Cause now we in this not official but don’t fuck nobody else situationship
You say that we just friends
But if I go smash him
You stop the benefit
Well I still win win
I put my money over hoes
And you are under both
So let’s not pretend you put me on a pedestal
Naw
# No feelings # No feelings
# No feelings # No feelings
# No feelings # No feelings
# No feelings # No feelings
So I’m flipping it faster than I flipped that brick
Ya i want that dick but now you’re working for the clit
Fuck this
If you want it come and get it other wise forget it
KeKe don’t love you
Don’t sweat it
Just saying do you
And I’ll do me
Or you do me
And then I flee
No trial
Won’t hear no plea
No ring
Get off your knee
Rest in peace
To my feelings
‘Cause this whole thing
Won’t get me weak
Just do what you’re here for
No love no need for leases got a rent agreement know you’re fiending but don’t feed it keep it decent or I’m leaving and you’re grieving
# No feelings # No feelings
# No feelings # No feelings
# No feelings # No feelings
# No feelings # No feelings
# No feelings # No feelings
# No feelings # No feelings
# No feelings # No feelings
# No feelings # No feelings
And it would be fine I suppose
Keep it on the low
Like only we know
No public affairs
No passing go
Not official
Don’t do no day show
So I can call another D when you flop on me
‘Cause I’m a horny B
Ya you know bout T
I’ma real OG
So when I say I need it deep you should be here
Like 1 2 3
You playing games
But I am the chess master
We do the same
We’ll see who’s blessed faster
# No feelings # No feelings
# No feelings # No feelings
# No feelings # No feelings
# No feelings # No feelings
Skit -
Ya well anyways yo forget all that
I’m bout my money you know what I mean?
Bout to hit up Simply Irie
Go chill with the girls
Ya girl hold on I’ll be right back just let me grab some money
Umn umn oh hell naw
Where’s all my money
Umn umn I know exactly who did this too!
Damn why’d it have to be a black dude
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5. |
Lion Don't Eat Lion
03:12
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Can’t stand when niggas kill a Negus
Over some dumb business
Take it in niggas kill a Negus
Know the difference
Play within it
But step to me first and I’ll dismiss it
And end ur bloodline cuz we the fittest
Clean off that ting
No feds fi see
Fingerprints on these
Mans on his knees
Begging oh lord please
Rat took my cheese
Too late for late fees
Can’t be saved by jesus
Gwan like uncle Ruck
In white god you trust
Think you can’t be touched
Stand the fuck up
And look me in my eye to listen to whats what
Took more than your slice of pie it’s granted I get buck
Instead of a gun butt
Ima give you a little cut
And watch all the guts fall out that it took to tief from us
Black on black is a no no
You start shit it’s time to go though
Teach you something you aint know know
Lion nas mange pas de lion
Legs turn to oodles of noodles but asked for it
Cuz I said to you my shooters got shooters with passports
All my girls be ruder than hooters, with ass though
And my circle be truer than Trudeau’s black asshole
You touched the wrong one
A gun butt with a long gun
Blacks used to get hung
Fighting for freedom
How you free but so dumb
Lion don’t eat lion
You touched the wrong one
A gun butt with a long gun
Blacks used to get hung
Fighting for freedom
How you free but so dumb
Lion don’t eat lion
We tryna evolve as a people
You’re like slavery the sequel
Rob your own you ain’t equal
Hide your head in a white sheet though
Crab in a bucket looking
Could be free could be cooking
Either way you keep pulling
Till both your lives get ruined
Always looking for a handout
Another way to standout
Cuz your life ain’t panned out
How you lightly planned out
Your life and how you handled
The trials and tribulations
You blame voodoo and Haitians
I know that’s why you’re hating
But stay in your lane
My grassland my plain
My king got the longest mane
So what you’re doing is insane in the membrane
Lion don’t eat lion then complain
Lion eat lion to wrest everything
There’s territorial exception
Bystander pedestrians
stay quiet take your medicine
Looking like you need to rest again
Early G’s get the worm
You ain’t heard that’s the word
Ask around any hood
Ya I wish a nigga would
You touched the wrong one
A gun butt with a long gun
Blacks used to get hung
Fighting for freedom
How you free but so dumb
Lion don’t eat lion
You touched the wrong one
A gun butt with a long gun
Blacks used to get hung
Fighting for freedom
How you free but so dumb
See I used to be on
Some don’t talk to me shit
But my man is no pawn
Bang bang
Don’t talk to me, shit
Skit:
Damn another one down?
How crappy is it that we can say that so numb now
They claiming war and we still over here scratching our heads
Absolutely it’s complete rubbish whats going on in the world today ya
Ya well at least you’re light skinned
Wow fam wow
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6. |
Poppin
03:42
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Black
Tell me what comes to your mind
I look around and I’ll tell you what I find
You know that black cat is bad luck
And black is them bags in them garbage trucks
You know dirt is the bottom it’s gross don’t lay in it
Mom will kick your butt if you play in it
But that dirt grow the earth that’s why we stay in it
Change your perception ‘cause I am not OK with it
Internet got us screaming hey listen to me
Change the world televised revolutionary
When i say BAMN it’s by any means necessary
Ya Black panther path legendary
Now it’s good to have that black card status
Means you’re living life kinda lavish
Glad i got that black girl magic
‘Cause anything I want I can have it
Now how we gonna evolve as a people
If we don’t see each other as all equal
Melanin poppin poppin
Melanin poppin
Melanin poppin poppin
Melanin poppin
Now how we gonna evolve as a people
If we don’t see each other as all equal
Melanin poppin poppin
Melanin poppin
Melanin poppin poppin
Melanin poppin
Light skin dark skin
All got melanin
Shades all poppin
So why the hell we talking
Bad bout our own
We own that throne
Got thrown down that road now we own our own homes
What she mixed with though
Yo what’s in him they look different
Dad had a mistress I dismiss this on a new tip
If you say a light skin person don’t know your troubles
You’re sadly mistaken
I’m miss token put the hole in
Whatever story you’re tryna spin now
I’m tryna win now
Out of all the people in your balloon I got the pin how
Got no clue, you a mystery
23 and me
Go find your history
Moors and Indigenous
Those are synonyms
Sit and think about it
We OG in this bitch
Ya that’s a hundred legit
We gotta look from within
My 3rd eye ain’t blind again
You got a little dominant gene
They still see you as black
You in you’re feels talking to me
Then you just go turn your back
We sisters from another mister
So I had to rap
We scriptures of sumn unwritten
How dare you strip me of that
Now how we gonna evolve as a people
If we don’t see each other as all equal
Melanin poppin poppin
Melanin poppin
Melanin poppin poppin
Melanin poppin
Now how we gonna evolve as a people
If we don’t see each other as all equal
Melanin poppin poppin
Melanin poppin
Melanin poppin poppin
Melanin poppin
Yo we all in this together
That’s how we last forever
I said we all in this together
What I’m saying isn’t clever
Now how we gonna evolve as a people
If we don’t see each other as all equal
Melanin poppin poppin
Melanin poppin
Melanin poppin poppin
Melanin poppin
Now how we gonna evolve as a people
If we don’t see each other as all equal
Melanin poppin poppin
Melanin poppin
Melanin poppin poppin
Melanin poppin
Skit:
Okaaayy
So now that you guys are like almost done the album what do you think?
Ok, oh ya! Haha jokes I can’t even hear you
Yikes, I hope you didn’t actually answer that out loud
Go leave like a google review or something
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7. |
Gimmi Dat
03:01
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Gimmi gimmi never gets don’t you know your manners yet.
Yes I do very well gimmi gimmi anyhow
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
Gimmi like all dem awards
Gimmi dat worldwide tour
Gimmi dat brand new accord
Gimmi like all dat coin
if you could walk in my shoes
Then you’d just stay for the view
‘Cause how I see is so cool
i don't see her, her or you
Irresistible mad huggable
Fluffy with the silly flows
Non negotiable
Wildin like an animal
Out in istanbul
I’m a bull stayin quiet tho
I stay on the low
They can’t wait for more
But you gotta though
I don’t control time
Time might control me
But that’s a rhyme for a different time and story
And I’ll be just in time to sit and bask in all my glory
Everything I want is mine so what you got for me
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
Gimmi like all dem awards
Gimmi dat worldwide tour
Gimmi dat brand new accord
Gimmi like all dat coin
I’m a boss ya
I want million dollar couches
Just to rent then
Buy off all my families houses
Ain’t doin it here for fun
I’m a serious one
So what if I don’t run
My body good good hun
I’m feelin like I’m ready to be heard
I’m feelin like I'm meant to spread the word
I'm feelin like I finally found my worth
I’m feelin like I’m bout to run the world
Might be every strong couples favorite girl
My last song still on the radio and it’s doing twirls
Oh snap I got the power!
You got the dough but I got the flour
My flows dirty might need a shower
This aint even my finest hour
Everything I spit I write
You get mushed you ask me twice
Shocked a femme could be this nice
Took your life and took your wife
I say I want it I get it
The universe know I’m petty
And I’m as loyal as Letty
Deserve the world ya I said it
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
Gimmi like all dem awards
Gimmi dat worldwide tour
Gimmi dat brand new accord
Gimmi like all dat coin
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
Gimmi like all dem awards
Gimmi dat worldwide tour
Gimmi dat brand new accord
Gimmi like all dat coin
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
You should just gimmi dat
Gimmi like all dem awards
Gimmi dat worldwide tour
Gimmi dat brand new accord
Gimmi like all dat coin
Gimmi gimmi never gets don’t you know you’re manners yet
Yes I do but not today gimmi gimmi anyway
Gimmi gimmi anyway
Gimmi gimmi anyway
You should just gimmi gimmi anyway
Give it to me
Give it to me
Give it to me
Give it to me
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8. |
Jingle Bells
02:30
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Shoutout Levar on the beat yo
You’ll probably hear the shoutout just now
Yo I love it when it snows
But stays a sunny day
3 degrees the low
In winter we celebrate
‘Cause when it comes to the spring
And we say hi to warmth
We cuss ‘cause it’s just 3 degrees
Same temperature different month
And ice hikes are real fun
When you’re hanging with a friend
Ya we got a shoe spikes on
So we won’t slip again
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh
Eh yo Christmas time is here
This year has been real great
Time drink some cheers
And fill up my whole plate
Fam is who you choose
And I think I chose the best
Because with them I cannot lose
Our dreams we manifest
So gather round the table
Online or face to face
Pass the salad if you’re able
And smile it’s the holidays
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh
Skit:
Ok so ya I did it like whatever
I wanted to just do a Christmas song so I did
Like whatever ya Happy holidays
I don’t even like Christmas
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