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by Tea Fannie

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1.
Spell It 03:04
Skit - How do you even say this girls name? Teya Fannie, Teaf annie, teafin annie? I know right like whats the point if no one can spell your name like duh I don't know, all I know is that chic ain't going no where hahaha I know you right girl. She must think she all that like calling out her sponsors and stuff like no one cares duh. Whatever, I ain't listening to her music cuz I can't figure out her damn name Hell ya, I'm with you girl .... So what you think we should play though cuz I'm in a mood you know Ugh, just throw on TeaFannie girl, keep it on the low tho damn. Yo let me help yall hatin asses out. Song - T E A F A N N I E They call me T E A F A N N I E T E A F A N N I E T E A F A N N I E If you can’t spell just catch the melody Tell me what you know about me Bet you never knew that I’m from BC But from an early age moved to YEG You know my heart stays here in YYC I got them criminal bars penitentiary I see the worlds fighting back thats legendary Now the shackles are off like Mary Mary Malcolm X ya by any means necessary I got the words that’ll lead a whole crowd When i say it loud james brown I’m proud But for right now think we all need to bounce Just to show the whole world we ain’t down for the count I been getting high now While Highku elevate me to the clouds now I been getting high now While Highku elevate me to the clouds wow T E A F A N N I E They call me T E A F A N N I E T E A F A N N I E If you can’t spell just catch the melody T E A F A N N I E They call me T E A F A N N I E T E A F A N N I E If you can’t spell just catch the melody I love people with like minds Bathing in Cannavibe catching a Hiiighvibe I like people with like minds Alice in Wonderdab is my kind T E A F A N N I E They call me T E A F A N N I E T E A F A N N I E If you can’t spell just catch the melody Skit - Yo you know whats crazy, is I grew listening to all types of music, like dirty, filthy, raunchy, etc. Haha. Naw im playing, but I did listen to a lot of ish. You know what I mean? I mean I need a song for every mood right, and I got a few moods, maybe a few screws loose, but you cant tell me that cuz I might cut a…. ok calm down right? hahahahah. hahahahah. Hahahahahaha. Soooooo maybe im crazy or maybe im schitzo….
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Schitzo 03:35
Schitzo When you call me Cookiez Da Miztress It really means it’s nobody’s business How I spin it like a fidget my position no more pivot gotta give it one more minute stay up in it till I win it yeah ‘Cause I cum first Papa Chulo know No train needed I di controller now Take your hands on my hips and feel the rolla now And let me show you why you’d pay for a pronoun I have you screaming like Kelis ‘Cause you spent that money on a freak Now go home to your wife ‘cause she must be excite to learn that new trick of the week Now when you call me Ma ain’t nothing new Cooking crack or a mean beef stew So all these fake bad bitches in my view You think you’re Lauren London But you’re fake as New New So gwan like you’re a bad bitch Keep singing them symphonies I promise you your last meal Is breakfast at Tiffannie’s Niggas like a mad Mitch Walk around so bitterly gwan like you’re a Calvin But Maurice is your facsimile P T E or Sheeks If I don’t mention the name you ain’t bad like we ‘Cause we stay so highku low key Bitch better have our money ain’t no RIri ‘Cause this ain’t no video brotha he know damn fckn well thats why he hidden my brotha Been a week so I’m coming for my figures my brotha Every day that you’re late I’m breaking fingers my brother This little boy thought he was slick He saw a girl and not a woman thinking I’m innocent Its called a front you flip that back in a week Instead he flossing with the ends you know what re-up means? see I don’t care if it’s a little zip If he owe me money I’m cutting a little dick Ok time to roll out quick Allumette, light the blunt then we roll out dip Trailer trash is where he live Man it's gonna be so easy just to snatch this kid Yo grab his belt Hogtie his hands and feet Shirt in his mouth No one can hear the scream Throw him in the trunk Ya we cliche as fuck Lady in the day But don’t tempt me after one Where's my money bitch for real I aint Rihanna To be continued oh shit here comes fauna My name is Fannie U uneducated ratchet ass ho Cool calm collected im sorry that I had lost my control Book street smart virgo put you in your place Blunt cunt rude as fuck I’ll say it to ur face I can’t be bothered with no petty conversation Aint got not time for no pointless relation I had to walk through the fire Instead of burning used the fuel to go feed my desire ‘Cause y’all don’t take me seriously I line them up so I can kill em kill em serially Ya sometimes i'm just talking metaphorically But today I mean this shit so lyrically glocks sloppy tops and Louis Vuittons only one of these things I don’t be on Now I am the new phenomenon Don’t need mama to say to knock you out I am the new phenomenon I am the new phenomenon Dj Qing is the new phenomenon Highku is the new phenomenon Sheeky sea moss is the new phenomenon I am the new phenomenon Ya we are the new phenomenon We are the new phenomenon I am the new phenomenon Ya Teafannie is the new phenomenon Skit - Yo how hard is it to pick up ur phone. Damn. Like I know you off work from like 6 o’clock. So whats grabbing your time that you cant even text ur wife back for 2 hours. Am I trippin? Yo baby chill, u gotta remember im my own man, im always coming home to u so why u tripping. I aint out here with these girls, yo that reminds me tho..I gotta take a quick shower Jen I’ll be right back. Night babe cool. wait….who is Jen???
3.
Venting 03:39
venting You love it when I leave Love it when I walk away You want me to stay But I’d say no way Your love was like a play All fake But people still pay to see the snakes 10pm side chick Time to cause a fight Out that door going out again for the night Damn You know that shit ain’t right I’m still on them kegals for you keeping it tight ‘Cause not only could you not keep it in your pants The disrespect naw mi nah overstand Man with a plan i should’ve caught the flex But damn i can only blame myself ‘Cause you’re never home when im naked all alone You’re out ya i know and i’m blind to your roam Don’t answer your phone Know you’re doing wrong Now bark like a dog ‘Cause that’s what you on So what can i do Can’t say shit to you ‘Cause i ain’t got no proof So here’s what i conclude I was the best you ever made sad I was the best you ever made mad I was the best you ever actually had I was the best you ever made so dammmmn Mother fuckin angry angry I was so happy Now i’m so empty Ya babe oh you’re always right Behind your back bite my tongue roll my eyes Threesomes ya I’ll send the invites But you already fucked so you know that they’d bite Virgo life I got some numbers to unblock Keep the house I’m going back up on that block I shoulda known when you ain’t splurge on that rock All the tricks I showed you, you can throw into a sock For all I care, this life ain’t fair that shit is scary But don’t you dare act like it’s rare that I carried This marriage and the bills and everything in between You coulda told me all you wanted was to flee up your scene Instead you doing shit so sleazy What goes around comes around ya it’s that easy But karma is a bitch and she on my team You claiming you’ll get rich is really what it seem But that day that you sick from that bad V Is the day I catch the lick ‘cause the world yelling Tea You over there thinking life is nice Swimming in debt so now you’re fucking with the whites But really for you any nana would suffice I’m just surprised you ain’t tried any white guys You never cared never shared anything besides the bitches You never cared never shared anything don’t try and flip this I shoulda cared and never shared all the ways that I was gifted I shoulda cared and never shared all my inner inhibitions You a user an abuser you don’t think twice You a loser an accuser oh you a victim right? I pushed through to see that view I made that sacrifice Through the abuse and all the use I came out thrice as wise Fine as wine you wined and dine without your wife I guess thats why she gets the title of a side You made a fool of my home And you left me alone I’m going crazy and shaking it’s like my mouth bout to foam I swear to Allah almost ended it all As it turns out I did not have the gall To give you the power to then watch me fall Put me in a box now I’m outside your wall You a man from that show Handmaid You wanna girl just to do what you say You fuck around but at home where she stay ‘Cause you can’t be honest with yourself in any way Skit: Ladies. Do you ever get involved with person, kissing you all in public in stuff but he don’t want no labels? Which is cool, until you check for a next dude, and all of a sudden he’s like well ya I can smash other girls but you can’t get with no one else! Wait what? Ok you know what…
4.
No Feelings 03:01
Started out like fucking friends My friends I’d let you fuck again Hashtag no feelings physical only ya we both agreed and said Id never call you when I’m red No cuffin down we ain’t no feds Ya I thought no strings attached meant just our bodies get rewards and benefits But I’d let your friends get in my head On a quest mauraded them instead Said you caught feelings but I’m the disconnect I’m all cold and dead So i took the first step Shoulda stayed the damn distance ‘Cause now we in this not official but don’t fuck nobody else situationship You say that we just friends But if I go smash him You stop the benefit Well I still win win I put my money over hoes And you are under both So let’s not pretend you put me on a pedestal Naw # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings So I’m flipping it faster than I flipped that brick Ya i want that dick but now you’re working for the clit Fuck this If you want it come and get it other wise forget it KeKe don’t love you Don’t sweat it Just saying do you And I’ll do me Or you do me And then I flee No trial Won’t hear no plea No ring Get off your knee Rest in peace To my feelings ‘Cause this whole thing Won’t get me weak Just do what you’re here for No love no need for leases got a rent agreement know you’re fiending but don’t feed it keep it decent or I’m leaving and you’re grieving # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings And it would be fine I suppose Keep it on the low Like only we know No public affairs No passing go Not official Don’t do no day show So I can call another D when you flop on me ‘Cause I’m a horny B Ya you know bout T I’ma real OG So when I say I need it deep you should be here Like 1 2 3 You playing games But I am the chess master We do the same We’ll see who’s blessed faster # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings # No feelings Skit - Ya well anyways yo forget all that I’m bout my money you know what I mean? Bout to hit up Simply Irie Go chill with the girls Ya girl hold on I’ll be right back just let me grab some money Umn umn oh hell naw Where’s all my money Umn umn I know exactly who did this too! Damn why’d it have to be a black dude
5.
Can’t stand when niggas kill a Negus Over some dumb business Take it in niggas kill a Negus Know the difference Play within it But step to me first and I’ll dismiss it And end ur bloodline cuz we the fittest Clean off that ting No feds fi see Fingerprints on these Mans on his knees Begging oh lord please Rat took my cheese Too late for late fees Can’t be saved by jesus Gwan like uncle Ruck In white god you trust Think you can’t be touched Stand the fuck up And look me in my eye to listen to whats what Took more than your slice of pie it’s granted I get buck Instead of a gun butt Ima give you a little cut And watch all the guts fall out that it took to tief from us Black on black is a no no You start shit it’s time to go though Teach you something you aint know know Lion nas mange pas de lion Legs turn to oodles of noodles but asked for it Cuz I said to you my shooters got shooters with passports All my girls be ruder than hooters, with ass though And my circle be truer than Trudeau’s black asshole You touched the wrong one A gun butt with a long gun Blacks used to get hung Fighting for freedom How you free but so dumb Lion don’t eat lion You touched the wrong one A gun butt with a long gun Blacks used to get hung Fighting for freedom How you free but so dumb Lion don’t eat lion We tryna evolve as a people You’re like slavery the sequel Rob your own you ain’t equal Hide your head in a white sheet though Crab in a bucket looking Could be free could be cooking Either way you keep pulling Till both your lives get ruined Always looking for a handout Another way to standout Cuz your life ain’t panned out How you lightly planned out Your life and how you handled The trials and tribulations You blame voodoo and Haitians I know that’s why you’re hating But stay in your lane My grassland my plain My king got the longest mane So what you’re doing is insane in the membrane Lion don’t eat lion then complain Lion eat lion to wrest everything There’s territorial exception Bystander pedestrians stay quiet take your medicine Looking like you need to rest again Early G’s get the worm You ain’t heard that’s the word Ask around any hood Ya I wish a nigga would You touched the wrong one A gun butt with a long gun Blacks used to get hung Fighting for freedom How you free but so dumb Lion don’t eat lion You touched the wrong one A gun butt with a long gun Blacks used to get hung Fighting for freedom How you free but so dumb See I used to be on Some don’t talk to me shit But my man is no pawn Bang bang Don’t talk to me, shit Skit: Damn another one down? How crappy is it that we can say that so numb now They claiming war and we still over here scratching our heads Absolutely it’s complete rubbish whats going on in the world today ya Ya well at least you’re light skinned Wow fam wow
6.
Poppin 03:42
Black Tell me what comes to your mind I look around and I’ll tell you what I find You know that black cat is bad luck And black is them bags in them garbage trucks You know dirt is the bottom it’s gross don’t lay in it Mom will kick your butt if you play in it But that dirt grow the earth that’s why we stay in it Change your perception ‘cause I am not OK with it Internet got us screaming hey listen to me Change the world televised revolutionary When i say BAMN it’s by any means necessary Ya Black panther path legendary Now it’s good to have that black card status Means you’re living life kinda lavish Glad i got that black girl magic ‘Cause anything I want I can have it Now how we gonna evolve as a people If we don’t see each other as all equal Melanin poppin poppin Melanin poppin Melanin poppin poppin Melanin poppin Now how we gonna evolve as a people If we don’t see each other as all equal Melanin poppin poppin Melanin poppin Melanin poppin poppin Melanin poppin Light skin dark skin All got melanin Shades all poppin So why the hell we talking Bad bout our own We own that throne Got thrown down that road now we own our own homes What she mixed with though Yo what’s in him they look different Dad had a mistress I dismiss this on a new tip If you say a light skin person don’t know your troubles You’re sadly mistaken I’m miss token put the hole in Whatever story you’re tryna spin now I’m tryna win now Out of all the people in your balloon I got the pin how Got no clue, you a mystery 23 and me Go find your history Moors and Indigenous Those are synonyms Sit and think about it We OG in this bitch Ya that’s a hundred legit We gotta look from within My 3rd eye ain’t blind again You got a little dominant gene They still see you as black You in you’re feels talking to me Then you just go turn your back We sisters from another mister So I had to rap We scriptures of sumn unwritten How dare you strip me of that Now how we gonna evolve as a people If we don’t see each other as all equal Melanin poppin poppin Melanin poppin Melanin poppin poppin Melanin poppin Now how we gonna evolve as a people If we don’t see each other as all equal Melanin poppin poppin Melanin poppin Melanin poppin poppin Melanin poppin Yo we all in this together That’s how we last forever I said we all in this together What I’m saying isn’t clever Now how we gonna evolve as a people If we don’t see each other as all equal Melanin poppin poppin Melanin poppin Melanin poppin poppin Melanin poppin Now how we gonna evolve as a people If we don’t see each other as all equal Melanin poppin poppin Melanin poppin Melanin poppin poppin Melanin poppin Skit: Okaaayy So now that you guys are like almost done the album what do you think? Ok, oh ya! Haha jokes I can’t even hear you Yikes, I hope you didn’t actually answer that out loud Go leave like a google review or something
7.
Gimmi Dat 03:01
Gimmi gimmi never gets don’t you know your manners yet. Yes I do very well gimmi gimmi anyhow You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat Gimmi like all dem awards Gimmi dat worldwide tour Gimmi dat brand new accord Gimmi like all dat coin if you could walk in my shoes Then you’d just stay for the view ‘Cause how I see is so cool i don't see her, her or you Irresistible mad huggable Fluffy with the silly flows Non negotiable Wildin like an animal Out in istanbul I’m a bull stayin quiet tho I stay on the low They can’t wait for more But you gotta though I don’t control time Time might control me But that’s a rhyme for a different time and story And I’ll be just in time to sit and bask in all my glory Everything I want is mine so what you got for me You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat Gimmi like all dem awards Gimmi dat worldwide tour Gimmi dat brand new accord Gimmi like all dat coin I’m a boss ya I want million dollar couches Just to rent then Buy off all my families houses Ain’t doin it here for fun I’m a serious one So what if I don’t run My body good good hun I’m feelin like I’m ready to be heard I’m feelin like I'm meant to spread the word I'm feelin like I finally found my worth I’m feelin like I’m bout to run the world Might be every strong couples favorite girl My last song still on the radio and it’s doing twirls Oh snap I got the power! You got the dough but I got the flour My flows dirty might need a shower This aint even my finest hour Everything I spit I write You get mushed you ask me twice Shocked a femme could be this nice Took your life and took your wife I say I want it I get it The universe know I’m petty And I’m as loyal as Letty Deserve the world ya I said it You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat Gimmi like all dem awards Gimmi dat worldwide tour Gimmi dat brand new accord Gimmi like all dat coin You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat Gimmi like all dem awards Gimmi dat worldwide tour Gimmi dat brand new accord Gimmi like all dat coin You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat You should just gimmi dat Gimmi like all dem awards Gimmi dat worldwide tour Gimmi dat brand new accord Gimmi like all dat coin Gimmi gimmi never gets don’t you know you’re manners yet Yes I do but not today gimmi gimmi anyway Gimmi gimmi anyway Gimmi gimmi anyway You should just gimmi gimmi anyway Give it to me Give it to me Give it to me Give it to me
8.
Jingle Bells 02:30
Shoutout Levar on the beat yo You’ll probably hear the shoutout just now Yo I love it when it snows But stays a sunny day 3 degrees the low In winter we celebrate ‘Cause when it comes to the spring And we say hi to warmth We cuss ‘cause it’s just 3 degrees Same temperature different month And ice hikes are real fun When you’re hanging with a friend Ya we got a shoe spikes on So we won’t slip again Jingle bells jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh Eh yo Christmas time is here This year has been real great Time drink some cheers And fill up my whole plate Fam is who you choose And I think I chose the best Because with them I cannot lose Our dreams we manifest So gather round the table Online or face to face Pass the salad if you’re able And smile it’s the holidays Jingle bells jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh Skit: Ok so ya I did it like whatever I wanted to just do a Christmas song so I did Like whatever ya Happy holidays I don’t even like Christmas

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Written, performed, recorded, composed by TeaFannie

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released December 4, 2020

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Tea Fannie Alberta

My real name is Tiffannie and people are always trying to figure out my tea, what I'm doing, what I'm not doing. So instead of running away I am embracing the nosyness through the name lol. I present to you, TeaFannie.



I just write what I feel and if yall relate then that's a blessing!
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